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have never been nor will ever be a fan of mayonnaise. I dislike its look. I dislike its smell. I dislike its taste. I dislike how it sounds when  it is spread over a piece of bread. Whether it is Heinz, Hellman, ShopRite, or Walmart brand, I loathe it all the same. Hell I'd even dislike Miracle Whip. I dislike that it ruins perfectly good sandwiches with its taint. I dislike it to its goopy, runny, drippy spreadable core.

  • Nutrition Facts
    Mayonnaise
    Amount Per 1 tbsp (13.8 g)
    Calories 94
  • % Daily Value*
    Total Fat 10 g15%
    Saturated fat 1.6 g8%
    Polyunsaturated fat 6 g
    Monounsaturated fat 2.3 g
    Trans fat 0 g
    Cholesterol 6 mg2%
    Sodium 88 mg3%
    Potassium 3 mg0%
    Total Carbohydrate 0.1 g0%
    Dietary fiber 0 g0%
    Sugar 0.2 g
    Protein 0.1 g0%
    Vitamin A0%Vitamin C

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